Having some fun

Q: What kind of lion never roars?
A: A dande-lion!

Q: What runs around a yard without actually moving?
A: A fence.

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: "Smiles," because there's a "mile" between each "s."

Q: What has a bed that you can't sleep in?
A: A river.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it's a-jar.

Q: When does Friday come before Thursday?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What comes down, but never comes up?
A: Rain.

Q: What starts with the letter "t," is filled with "t," and ends in "t"?
A: A teapot.

Q: What can be broken, but can't be held?
A: A promise.

Q: What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A: A clock.

Q: A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
A: His horse's name was Friday.

Q: What never asks questions, but is often answered?
A: A doorbell.

Q: What kind of button doesn't unbutton?
A: A belly button.

Q: Everyone has it, and no one can lose it. What is it?
A: A shadow.